[Skirmisher] Nuisances: Director's Cut

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Skirmisher Publishing is pleased to announce the release of <I>Nuisances: Director’s Cut</I>
</I>, the second edition of its popular <I>Nuisances</I> guide to the hilarious and annoying things that can go wrong in a fantasy adventure.
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<I>Nuisances</I> is unlike any other fantasy RPG sourcebook! It is a tribute to the early years of fantasy roleplaying games, a parody of the current state of the genre, a manual for keeping cocky and annoying players off balance, and a poignant philosophical expression of the post-modern, 21st century worldview. This funny and irreverent book has quickly became Skirmisher Publishing's most popular title – and now it’s even better!

<I>Nuisances: Director’s Cut</I>, like its predecessor, is a parody of fantasy roleplaying games, a tribute to them, and a guide for an alternate (and more fun) style of play. This bigger, longer, and uncut version of the original Nuisances has been re-edited, expanded from 96 to 130 pages, and includes more of what you loved in the first edition.



* Hundreds and hundreds of aggravating and awful and things that can happen to players!

* Scores of defective items!

* Unfortunate NPC personality traits!

* Many, many random d100, d12, and other Random Tables!

* 23 new unsavory Feats (49 total), as well as a section on Subtypes!

* 19 new character Defects (59 total), along with a section on problems associated with wearing glasses!

* Five new cursed and unsavory Magic Items (31 total) !

* Scores of defective items!

* An expanded selection of "Random Monster Pornography" !

* A new Archtypical nuisance NPC, along with two associated spells!

* An entirely new chapter on Skills!

* New random tables throughout the book and additions to many of the previously existing tables!

* Upgraded art, including dozens of original color images!

* Two versions of the book: A low-resolution version optimized for screen viewing, and a high-resolution version for high-quality printing![/list]