Hi Grub, and may I say how handsome you are looking!
Me know me handsomer than gods, but Grub not buckle sandal on that side of foot.
My problem is this: my girlfriend and I are thinking of moving house, but we can't decide whether to get somewhere at the low end of the market and fix it up to our own tastes, or somewhere at the higher end of the market, already decorated and needing no repairs, and enjoy a well earned rest but be poorer for it.
I'd be very interested to hear your views
Grub not like market, he go there one time to buy new sword, but Grub big and knock over stuff. Grub banned from market so Grub flatten city. It seem like right thing to do.
If Grub you, Grub save gold. Grub go to castle and smash door. Grub go in and smash soldiers, then Grub smash lord of castle and sit on him. Grub say him lord of castle now. Then Grub make plenty gold from tax wid pathetic peasant. Decorating for elf. Grub think you big wench.
Grub hope dis help.
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