Consequently, prices have been raised an exorbitant amount, but in a gesture of rebellion the minions are offering 90% off the new prices. Hopefully, if the sale goes well, when the Overlord returns he will relent on the tremendous increase.
As a gesture of solidarity, the minions are offering Honorary Minionships to anyone who makes a purchase during this sale. (If you are already an Honorary Minion, don’t worry – we have something special planned for you!) Just make your purchase on Your Games Now or any of our other online sales sites, including the TTA Print Store, and then send the following information to email@example.com:
- your name and e-mail address (necessary to send you your elegant Minion Certificate);
what product you purchased and at what location;
where you live (city and state/country), and
one more interesting Honorary Minion fact about yourself.
In due time, you will receive your electronic certificate, which you are welcome to display prominently on your desktop, web site or other location. During the Overlord’s absence, we will have the details on this sale available on our website and our hosted forum, and an easy link to contact us.
The minions hope the Overlord’s cruise on the Volga and excursion in the taiga area keep him from noticing the Spring Equinox and that when he returns—if indeed he must—he does so in better spirits than when he left.